Gentlemen,

I do believe I have been charged. I find myself most conduced and unable to due to natural limitations, have found myself unable to discern if there are any markings of evidence on my back. I have a theory gentlemen, nay a fear -- what if the markings turn out to be white?

*Collective Intake of the Atmosphere by those present*

"May we have stumbled across the fabled White rhino at long last?" seethed Captain Ahab whilst a crooked grin happened upon 'is fase.